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The Mercury hereby declares “Portland Tourist Season 2012” officially OVER. (Can somebody turn out the lights?)

Your fond memories of “Portland Tourist Season 2012” are welcome in the comments.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

10 replies on “Should We Call It? Let’s Call It.”

  1. Big lines are a reason not to go somewhere in PDX. Everybody hyped Por Que No, and they sucked. I only went because someone else was buying. After that I went right past the line at the one on Hawthorne to the cart in front of the furniture store at 34th. Better and cheaper. Don’t believe the hype! Don’t follow the hurd!

  2. How dare they have success! All local businesses should just lose money until they go out of business! Also, people should travel to places while on vacation! Stay home, stay bitter!

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