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Every Day I’m Hustlin’, and apparently bleeding strawberry bubblegum from my exposed bone.
Where’s the “meh” option? This graffiti is derivitive and sloppily done. Meh.
@Graham:
“I AM UNPERTURBED. Yep… that about sums it up.”
I think that’s the long form of “meh.” Now vote!
Shouldn’t the unicorn be ejaculating a rainbow? I feel cheated
Yes! “Meh” = “Unperturbed.”
Oh Portland. #headdesk
Won’t somebody think of the children?!!
Actually, I’m unperturbed by that. Just playing my role here…
I will second the first response however. There is a lot of graffiti that stinks like balls in this town. If you’re taking the time to deface things and force us to look at it, get some skill.
Also, you explain to your kid that the unicorn is “just peeing.”
“Hey, who wants snow cones?!”
we can see it from our office window.
glad it isnt graffiti/permanent.
but it is a bus stop for the junior high kids.
isnt life already confusing enough for them?
I wouldn’t worry too much about the kids. When I was in junior high, I was drawing stuff much more graphic than this, and we were all obsessed with Beavis and Butthead.
Life is so confusing that I can’t imagine an ejaculating unicorn making it significantly harder for middle school kids.
I’m all for unicorn posts, but the shot at Vegans was just not necessary.
It’s a blogtown theme, bikers are included. You can’t mock “minority” groups like black people, fatties, or gays, however, their tipping point is apparently absurdly low.
Makes me want a hot dog real bad.
Yeah, this just sucks. I’m a pretty big fan of graffiti, but all this says to the world is:
1) Unicorns = ALWAYS HILARIOUS
2) Boners = ALWAYS HILARIOUS
3) Ironically quoting hip-hop culture = ALWAYS HILARIOUS
4) I will spend an inordinate amount of time combining all three and showing them to you, because adding ALWAYS HILARIOUS things together in combination just makes something more and more HILARIOUS and I don’t understand the concept of diminishing returns.
For your reference, this is the third-most an ejaculating unicorn has ever said to me, and the most while I was sober.
It’s gorgeous. The only problems is that it should be on a billboard ten times the size, glued to the Portland building!
So, I don’t see it as ejaculation, but the penis is purple (sign #1 of “trouble” for normal animals) and the assumed smeg is red/pink (sign #2 – that could be blood). Unicorn looks scared. Maybe he needs to see the vet.
you all can’t see that you’re the target of this guys humor…. you suck and you know it… but not as much as he knows it.