Yesterday at around 4:30 pm, a Pomeranian dog named "Mango" got off her leash and started running down the middle of I-84. What follows is why this story is "hilarinfuriating."

HILARIOUS!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!
INFURIATING!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!
HILARIOUS!! KOIN-6 deeming this as "Breaking News."
INFURIATING!! KOIN-6 deeming this as "Breaking News." (Can we just all agree they're the worst?)
HILARIOUS!! The dog makes every person involved look like a complete asshole.
INFURIATING!! The dog makes every person involved look like a complete asshole. (Including me, for calling this dog an asshole. But c'mon!! MANGO IS SUCH A TOTAL ASSHOLE!)

Courtesy KOIN Local 6 News