“Splinter” is perhaps the most aptly named pug in the history of the universe… and just in case you’re wondering—HE REALLY FUCKING HATES TAKING HIS EAR MEDICINE.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2Pp67-ngas%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)