Gayest Wedding Flowers Ever

We asked local florist Wesley Younie to put together sexually provocative floral bouquets for your wedding and, boy, did he deliver. The woman-for-woman arrangement is made of vaginally reminiscent peonies, calla lilies, cattleya orchids, and has some black agonis for style. “Black is sensual, like black leather,” says Younie. “But I wanted to keep it elegant.” For the man-for-man bouquet, he whipped up a phallic collection of bright red anthuriums, black calla lilies, and a flower aptly called “billy balls.”