"I don't THINK so. Now stick a ruler in my anus, Catholic Church. Do it. I dare you. I think you will find that my anus is very tight! Not like some of the gay anuses I've seen. STICK A RULER IN MY ANUS OR ELSE."
Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus:
Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:
Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.