Bad news for 2011! God appeared to Pat Robertson and told him to tell us that America is in debt and that there will be a reckoning in two years. Here’s the rest of God’s message.


Praised be His name!

6 replies on “Newsflash: God Is a Teabagger”

  1. If God actually did support political parties, he would never belong to the party of slavery, secession and segregation.

  3. I only heard 30 secs and I was done. First was the Devil sending messages like this and now God??? Some one just grab the phone and stick to it!!!

  4. God sure does know a lot about finance. I think the notes Pat has scrawled in the notebook are written in strange hieroglyph-type symbols that only he can read.

  5. Really, God? People on fixed incomes WILL suffer? Unemployment WILL escalate? Have you actually been paying any attention whatsoever to the goings on of our country or are you just playing a messianic prank?

  6. Every time I hear Pat Robertson talk I am more and more convinced he has never read the New Testament, much less believe in anything in it.

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