Earthquakes meant to sort (finally!) the heathen chaff from the Christian wheat—and end life on Earth as we know it—were supposed to have started tonight in New Zealand, according to a very old California radio preacher. And then the death would have kept rolling through the time zones until, y’know, we all died here in Oregon roughly in time for the evening news.
But as the Los Angeles Times is helpfully reporting:
As of 10:30 p.m. PDT—7:30 p.m. May 21 on Christmas Island, also known as Kiritimati—no earthquakes had been reported within the last hour and a half, according to the U.S. Geological Survey, which tracks seismic activity worldwide.
So that’s good news. I guess.
You know that guy was educated at Berkely?
hmmm…
It’s 6pm American time…duh
“Berkely” “American time”
Please excuse me for just a moment.
*sobs quietly*
Thank you. Carry on.
oh, LEY then.
Hey, I’m not the old man who graduated from one of our nations most prestigious institutions only to be spouting off some crazy-ass shit about the worlds end.
Besides, you needed a good cry, didn’t you? Your welcome!
PS…
I hope you don’t learn the use of the word ‘Avanti’ the way I did…
Guess I have to go ask my neighbor for all of my stuff back, GREAT.
@frankieb: With a melon?
That’s a Kal grad for you.