What follows is a rendition of “Jesus Loves Me” by Baby Lu-Lu—I would guess a 40-year-old woman pretending to be three-years-old. It starts off creepy, and by the 30 second mark, you may say, “Okay… I get it.” BUT YOU DON’T GET IT. Because from there it gets more and more creepy, with creepiness piling upon creepiness, until you scream “GET OUT OF MY HEAD, BABY LU-LU! And take your ‘Uncle/Daddy Eddie’ with you!!” (Seriously, the “Jesus Loves Me” portion is the least creepy thing about this. Pleasant dreams!)
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God damn you (if there was a God, though this audio clip proves there isn’t), Wm.™ Steven Humphrey, for posting that.
Now I need expensive electroshock therapy (and I’ll gladly pay the price if there’s any chance of expunging that from my memory).
I would like to know more about the relationship between Baby Lu-Lu and Uncle Eddie.
@WSH — Gee that sounds like a successful escort I know in Salt Lake City. Wasn’t she an editorial intern for you.
Am not watching.
@Leaky: Good call.
Stereolab did a song called “Baby Lulu” — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfA8PiGzVg8 — but it lacked the striking hints incest and grim-faced poodles that dominate this version.
Also, thanks for saving me 122 bucks.
http://cgi.ebay.com.sg/BABY-LULU-PRIVATE-X…
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