Credit: via Daily News

I know it seems like making fun of crazy religious people is the comedic equivalent of cow tipping—but! I think we can all agree that doing so is infinitely more moral than tipping an actual cow. Check out this church sign posted by a crazy religious Harlem preacher, and presented by New York’s Daily News:

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  • via Daily News

Rather than being too shocked and offended—which I think is this pastor’s actual agenda—I choose to focus on the idea that President Obama actually has an army of sexy homo demons that he’s personally training in a hidden underground bunker (which looks remarkably like Steam Portland). But most importantly, it also reminds me of this:

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Watch Out, Black Women! Apparently, White Homos are On Their Way!”

  1. Some dude at the church pointed a sword at my (white) dad and I once as we walked down 125th and said “look at these two white faggots.” We were there to see the Apollo. I know it was supposed to be threatening, but thought it was the greatest thing ever. Like getting caught on the kiss-cam with your sister, only 100 times cooler.

  2. I could only imagine the national outrage if something similar was posted on a church in Kansas by a white preacher and singling out black men.
    Racism is Racism.

  3. Fred Phelps, before he became the most repulsive man in America, was a staunch opponent of racism and took many cases challenging segregation. Nice hypothetical though.

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