I know it seems like making fun of crazy religious people is the comedic equivalent of cow tipping—but! I think we can all agree that doing so is infinitely more moral than tipping an actual cow. Check out this church sign posted by a crazy religious Harlem preacher, and presented by New York’s Daily News:

- via Daily News
Rather than being too shocked and offended—which I think is this pastor’s actual agenda—I choose to focus on the idea that President Obama actually has an army of sexy homo demons that he’s personally training in a hidden underground bunker (which looks remarkably like Steam Portland). But most importantly, it also reminds me of this:

Some dude at the church pointed a sword at my (white) dad and I once as we walked down 125th and said “look at these two white faggots.” We were there to see the Apollo. I know it was supposed to be threatening, but thought it was the greatest thing ever. Like getting caught on the kiss-cam with your sister, only 100 times cooler.
I could only imagine the national outrage if something similar was posted on a church in Kansas by a white preacher and singling out black men.
Racism is Racism.
Fred Phelps, before he became the most repulsive man in America, was a staunch opponent of racism and took many cases challenging segregation. Nice hypothetical though.
Oh, I thought we were talking racism, not homophobia. Aren’t we?
Then again, this ass has them both covered.
I’m part of the Underground Gay NORACE Militia and I’m coming for your man
what would black jesus do?