Vampire burrito? For me?
Half-assed True Blood discussion group COMMENCE!
Here’s the deal, fangers: I was out late late last night drinking and now I’ve only got a ten minute window to write up this blog post on my lunch break. So let’s hit it fast and hard!
This episode left me with blue balls (in a good way). We’re so close to figuring out a lot of mysteries and I want relief NOW.
First and foremost, what the fuck is Sookie? Eric knows. Sophie-Anne and Hadley know. I want to know. Any guesses? Did her dream enlighten anybody? It just made me confused and thirsty (that glowing water looked delicious). Now we know she doesn’t have a blood type and there’s some shit that goes back to her family. I WANT ANSWERS!
What the fuck is Crystal? Werewolf?
Where the fuck is Jessica? She’s one of my favorite characters and she’s totally MIA. As much as I enjoyed Summer pushing her biscuits in Hoyt’s face, I want more Jessica.
One piece of satisfaction: I was finally interested in this very special episode of Sam & the Fam. Tommy in the ring? Intense. Sam freeing all the dogs was super fun and exciting in the way that On Deadly Ground makes me feel like I can kick someone’s ass and save the environment. If only I could turn into a dog and go undercover into all the dogfighting rings…
Then there was the magister getting his head lopped off. He was going to pierce Pam’s eyelids, but still, Russell… a little much.
Stray notes and quotes
Jason was a quote machine this episode. My favorite: “I never figured I was smart enough to be depressed… but here I am.
The funniest shot in this episode was Sam saying “You get the fuck out of here” all serious to that Doberman.
Sam the Dog has big balls. Now you know.
I know exactly where Sookie was. She was in that episode of Star Trek TNG where Wesley Crusher gets sentenced to death for stepping on new plants. Yep I’m a nerd.
Farewell, Lorena, the only character to ever make Bill seem interesting.