Let’s start out with the G-rated of the two hot/not topics buzzing around the internets this morning. First there’s the debate on Jennifer Aniston’s new hairdo:

Mmhmm. Okay, now for something a little more attention grabbing and NSFW-ish, and… what the hell is that little kid doing in this video of Lady Gaga posing and masturbating for Terry Richardson??
Scarred for life.

I think the kid just wants his skateboard back.
Lady gaga- unattractive, uninteresting, un.
Yucky.
“Questionable Sex Appeal”….hmmm…. first off, I’ve never understood Americas obsession with Aniston, nor this papers continual jabs at her.
That having been said, and this will sound meaner than I intend, I’d still bet 95% of the male population would rather fuck her than you.
uhhh, poor choice of words. I’m sorry.
Lady Gaga=Lady Upchuck.