Here is the sexiest PSA on how to correctly administer CPR you will ever see. Though no nudity is involved, it should probably be deemed NSFW. However, I think if your boss catches you watching this, you have every right to spin around and scream, “GODDAMMIT!! Do you or do you NOT care whether your employees live or die?!? I’M TRYING TO LEARN SOME CPR HERE!! And masturbate. CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE??”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
BTW, the American Heart Association now endorses “Compression Only CPR” for those of us that don’t know WTF we’re doing.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.p…