…And yet I get the restraining order?? That’s B.S., man. B.S.!!

Update! YouTube took down this video because that baby was doing some straight-up titty sucking. OFFENSIVE, YA’LL!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h5yuOcT_NpU%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)