“I don’t know how much you know about the rules of the Internet,” writes a “Savage Love” reader, “but we have one called Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it. There are entire websites dedicated to this concept, and I frequent them as much for the lulz as for actual fappable material. Anyway, someone posted this picture today, and I thought you would appreciate it. It’s definitely NSFW. However, it’s not too gross, because the style is very simple. Keep on fighting the good fight.”

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....