Dear titty-obsessed baby:
I hope you don’t think for one second that you’re going to be able to get away with this shit in five years—let alone five months. Here’s some advice that your skanky/hot mom is neglecting to tell you: NO MEANS NO… OKAY?!? You are also lucky that you’re too young to grow a pervstache. Actually, you’re lucky in a lot of ways. I hate you, you little rapey baby. I hate you for so many reasons.
Sincerely yours,
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
For clarification, WTF is a pervstache? Inquiring mind(s) want to know.
Sweet, another boobie vid clip. Thanks Wm.
That kid just needs to eat. Feed the baby!
Who the hell films this kind of shit?
Also ujfoyt see here:
http://homepage.mac.com/johnandlis/Yet_Ano…
Oh.
For clarification Abusive, seeing as you were so accomodating to me at trivia night, you may just call me uj.
Crap, that sounds like you were trying to make out with me or something. You weren’t. Just being friendly.
Little does that kid know it, but that whole video was a metaphor for what his adult life will be like.