The votes are still pouring in for “Best Xmas/Holiday Song EVARRR!!!” (vote here, now!), but what about the “sexiest” Xmas song ever? My vote is for Julie London’s “I’d Like You For Christmas.” Ladies, if you want a guarantee that your man will hang with you for another year, play this in the bedroom on Christmas Eve as you slowly pull off your stockings. Game… set… and match.
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No, no. Leave the stockings on.
Besides, I think “Santa Baby” is waaay sexier.
I’d love to hear Pink Martini do this one.
Definitely “Santa Baby”. By Earrrrrrrrtha Kitt.
Hmm.
No lie-I’ve always fancied Julie London’s music as a bit of a gay, guilty (or gayuilty) pleasure. Warm butter-smooth voice.
Boner city.
Her sexiest song is probably “Yummy Yummy Yummy (I Got Love in My Tummy).”