One of the not-so-awesome things about living in New York is riding the train and having some dude rub his penis on you. In this video captured on the 4 train, a woman totally busts and humiliates a guy for this heinous crime. On the upside, he was wearing a condom.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Today’s Catch Phrase: “Then I See His Penis Out!””

  1. Is the action of forcefully brushing her hair a sign that she is very much turned on? Man I bet she’s a vixen in the sack.

  2. “Heinous crime”? That’s just how I say hello? It’s really just a cultural misunderstanding (anything can be excused with that line, see Borat)

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