Apparently yesterday was “Global Handwashing Day.” I KNOW, RIGHT? I totally would’ve remembered to wash my hands if it weren’t for that damn balloon boy. Anyway, I suppose it’s never too late to begin washing one’s hands… that is if I could remember how to do it. Luckily, here’s a great video that turns the tedious, repetitive act of washing one’s hands into a delightfully EROTIC dance. Soapy hand job anyone?
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey