Tonight the Timbers have their first major league Kronum game against the Chicago Fire at their new home in Jeld-Wen Field—however, many of our readers are still very unfamiliar with the basic rules and gameplay of Kronum, which is why Blogtown is happy to provide you with this Kronum 101 guide… to playing KRONUM!!



GOOD LUCK TO THE TIMBERS! BE SURE TO SCORE A LOT OF CROWN RING POINTS IN THE FLEX ZONE!!
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “A Beginner’s Guide to the Timbers, and Major League Kronum”

  2. Kronum was almost certainly created by a bunch of frat guys majoring in sports business at UO that were convinced it would be the next buzkashi.

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