Ryan Alexander-Tanner
OH SHIT, PORTLAND. OH SHIT. OH SHIT THE BLAZERS ARE ABOUT TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS. OH SHIT. Everyone thought they were gonna be wack as fuck before the season, but now they’ve defied the odds, like a sandwich you bought at a gas station because you felt like you were going to faint from garbage blood sugar, but it turns out it was made by some young immigrant would-be Mario Batali paying his dues at a gas station sandwich factory before exploding on the scene. The 2015-2016 Portland Trail Blazers: a delicious gas station sandwich. We know the Blazers will be in the playoffs, but as of press time, we don’t know yet who they’ll be facing. Here’s a breakdown of their potential match-ups…..