You may recall we have a new Arena Football team (inexplicably called The Portland Thunder). In December, they held open auditions tryouts, so I decided to show up and see if they really meant “open.” It turns out football is harder than it looks.

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3 replies on “I Tried Out for the New Arena Football Team”

  1. Dear God that is hilarious. I give you credit for actually trying and actually catching a pass. That running style is something else though. Don’t injure yourself buddy!

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