One might be tempted to watch the following video and say, “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy… however, since the guy is French, I’ll allow it.” ALSO! Big ups to the announcer in this piece who obviously has as little regard for French genitalia as the rest of us. “Oh Monsieurrrrr”.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

sacre bleu!
Why don’t they wear protection?
“The boys took a beating on that one”. Priceless. ROFLMA
Rats. ROFLMAO
Ahhhhh…the scream of pain echoing down the mountain side.
The thrill of victory, the agony of da…feet?