The Portland Timbers Season kicks off with an away game against USL-1 regional rivals the Vancouver Whitecaps, this Saturday at 7pm up in that there Canader. I can’t help but be excited. So much has changed for the Timbers in the last two years, and may be the deepest, strongest, most talented squad we’ve ever fielded, though far from perfect. You don’t get perfect at this pay grade.

As with the continuing political process related to the PGE Park and new Baseball stadium plans, my 401k, and the future of Chuck, I’m staying in the third gear of fandom, Cautious Optimism.

First of all, I will not be commenting on the stadium deals and the constant, boring political wrangling associated with them. I will simply let the business of running a city and putting good ideas to work go on without any more editorials from me. For the record, I think that Memorial Coliseum is a beautiful building, and I’m glad all these conversations about the baseball stadium continue. I’m sure it’ll all work out fine, and I don’t need to weigh in.

I will henceforth concentrate on the 2009 Portland Timbers, a squad full of young talent, international men of mystery and weathered veterans whom we hope can take the title.

Before my exegesis on the 2009 Timbers Squad, let’s get the actual pertinent information out:

The first game of the season is up in Vancouver, as I mentioned, but if you’re not making the trip to Vancouver (don’t forget yer passports, folks), I recommend you join the Timbers Army at Beulahland, for they will be showing the USL Live broadcast and they have a liquor license. I suggest the Bloody Maria to start off, and maybe the nachos.

If you can’t make the match in Canada or at Beulahland, the same video feed Beulahland will use is available free to all at USL Live. John Strong and Andy Mac will be doing audio play by play live on 95.5 the Game and that will also be streamed on Portland Timbers.com, so really, you have no excuses.

The Home opener is at PGE Park, Thursday, April 30th, at 7pm against the bafflingly named Carolina Railhawks. Beer will be cheap and songs will be sung. If you can’t make those, all of the online and radio tools mentioned above will be available.

For information about how to enjoy your first Timbers game, or if you need to be reminded how to be awesome, consult Dave’s list of lists of rules and resources. I’ll give you the absolute basics:

1. Wear Green, or Timbers Paraphernalia.
2. Yell and sing your head off.
3. Hate Shittle.

The Timbers Army are working their hardest to fill the stands and are always welcoming newcomers with open arms, so go meet some awesome people. They’re all nice, except for Lucas. Their goal is to average 10,000 fans per game this year & build on that for next year so when MLS comes to town the 15,000 people per game that seemed like such a wild prediction will be easy as pie.

The Timbers also announced two international friendlies in the last month, including a match against Club America Reserva on May 31st (the most widely supported/reviled club in Mexico), and Bayern Mรผnchen II, the reserve team for the perennial Bundesliga I powerhouse, on July 2nd.

So with all that out of the way, let’s talk PTFC version 2k9! I’m as excited as ever for the season and I can’t wait!

Keepers:
Steve Cronin, Brian Visser
Defenders:
Cameron Knowles, Scot Thompson, Cameron Dunn, Dieumerci Vua
, David Hayes, Takuro Nishimura, Stephen Keel. Mamadou Danso
Midfielders:
Johan Claesson, Tony McManus, Brian Farber, Keith Savage, Josh Cameron, Tommy Poltl, Shaun Higgins, Alex Nimo, Ryan Pore.
Forwards:
Takayuki Suzuki, Antou Jallow, Jason McLaughlin, Mandjou Keita, George Josten.
The only changes from my last installment is the addition of Mamadou Danso, a large tree of a defender who didn’t manage to stick on DC United’s roster during this year’s camp, and Dieumerci Vua was released from his contract. That was quite a short stay, Mr, Vua.

What do I see? I see a lot of new players, and after a last place finish last season, that can’t be bad.

The back line is now deep enough to absorb any injuries that may occur, and I don’t see a big drop off from the starters to the backups. Knowles and Thompson have been excellent defenders in the Green and White for a while, and Dunn really impressed me in his 1/2 season last year as well (he knocked Justin Thompson out of the starting XI, leading to JT shipping out this offseason). The new blood, Keel, Danso, and Nishimura were impressive in preseason, and Hayes is an old hand at keeping USL quality strikers at bay.

The only surviving players in the middle are Higgins and Poltl. I’m still surprised Higgins is around, but Poltl is a tough little leprechaun. The new guy from Sweden will not be shaken much by the quality of the USL, but I imagine he’ll get a tad bruised up, but adjust quickly. The young talent in Cameron (rookie from Oregon State) and Nimo (Benson High kid), Savage and Pore will provide tons of speed, but I worry about their first touches and crossing.

I’m a little concerned about the striker situation. I know preseason doesn’t matter too much, but this is a crew that managed only a few goals: Timbers strikers tallied just 2 of the 6 goals in a 7 game preseason. Accounts point to poor finishing, including more than a few wide-open-net-you-can’t-miss moments. The passing from the back is better than last year, but our strike force seems ill equipped to, y’know, score. I look forward to seeing these young players develop around Suzuki, Jallow and Keita and I hope this year is goal-tastical. If not, there’s cause to worry, because I know Coach Wilkinson counts 0-0 ties as thrilling victories, but the rest of the world doesn’t.

My biggest concern about this team? The coach who thinks 0-0 ties are acceptable. Don’t get me wrong, I like seeing the Timbers back line punk the other side’s offense like Gooch on Borgetti, but we still need to score. I’m worried that a stagnant offense won’t be addressed fast enough, or at all.

Keep in mind that I say all these things with the hope that I will look like an absolute fool in a week and continue to appear foolish through July. I will most certainly wear a fucking dunce cap to the final if the Timbers play for the championship.

So come on Gav’, make me look like a schmuck. It’s not hard.

9 replies on “PTFC2K9: Cautious Optimism”

  1. I used to enjoy going to Timbers games a few times per year, that is until the people of P-town have been forced to eat this stadium/franchise crap sandwich. I now refuse to give Paulson another dime of my money voluntarily, of course it appears he’s going to be getting plenty of our tax dollars. Sorry Timbers, as much as I enjoyed watching the play, it has sadly become a matter of principle. Who knew “P-town” stood for “Paulson-town.”

  2. Too funny, you Timbers Army folks can’t see how you’ve sealed your own fate. Paulson has ruined a good thing with his own greed.

  3. I’m sure the Timbers will miss your “couple times per a year” attendance while they look at their spreadsheet with 5,000 new season ticket holders this season.

    Have a high opinion off yourself much?

    On the team front.

    The question in my mind is going to be whether Keita performs and our outside mids. I actually think Savage may become a key player for us on the right side of midfield.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Cameron winds up on the bench in the back.

  4. Can’t wait for this season… bought season tickets for the first time ever yesterday. I’ll be happy to be surrounded by true supporters.

    Don’t need the pompous, fairweathers like zipitup who want the city to fail, anyway. He sounds like Rush Limbaugh.

  5. This year’s team is a complete mystery to me at this point. But can’t possibly be as bad as last year’s team, so I’m optimistic too.

    Even if the team *is* that bad, this will be an epic season, with attendance pushing 10k.

  6. “Don’t need the pompous, fairweathers like zipitup who want the city to fail, anyway. He sounds like Rush Limbaugh.”

    Right, because Rush is constantly railing against the corrupting influences of the wealthy elite. Please….

  7. “Right, because Rush is constantly railing against the corrupting influences of the wealthy elite. Please….”

    Where would Portland be without your anonymous self righteous railing!?! Perish the thought!

    Nice article! Thanks for supporting our locals, like a Proud Portlander!

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