*cue the voice of Michael Buffer*
In the red corner … standing six feet, three and one half inches tall … and weighing in at one hundred, seventy five pounds … The Ess-En-Double-Oh-Pee Dee-Oh-Double-Geeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
*Crazed applause from the crowd, sound of blunts being smoked and the suffix “izzle” being inappropriately added to nouns, verbs and the names of major waterways*
And in the blue corner … standing five foot, nine and one half inches tall … and weighing in at two hundred, twenty pounds … “Iron” Mike Tysooooooooooon!!
*Crazed applause from the crowd, sound of hysterical screaming as Broseph Stalin’s ear is nom nom’d off the side of his inexplicably shiny noggin*
I do.