How to get home from St. Johns in 10 drunken steps.
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The Common Drunkard’s Guide to North Lombard
Or, How to Get Home from St. Johns in 10 Queasy Steps
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How to Day-Drink
The Dos and Do-Not-Dos of Day-Drinking
The dos and do-not-dos of day-drinking.
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Happy Hour Boozing: A Professional’s Guide
Local Food Insiders Spill on Their Favorite Happy Hours
OMG, DO GOURMANDS love to get drunk on the cheap at Little Bird. As you can see from this year’s Happy Hour Guide, there’s no shortage of Portland spots to get you and a pal both wrecked and stuffed for far less than the cost of your vintage Frye boots. So we’ve called in the […]
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Downtown Destination Drunks
Trapped on the Westside? Need a Drink, Stat? The Mercury Drinking Issue Has You Covered with This Curated List of Bars to Your Rescue!
Trapped on the Westside? Here’s the Mercury‘s curated list of bars to your rescue!
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Fuck YOU, Future!
A Message (and Some Advice) to Those Living in 2113
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey sends a note to the future and is not as drunk as historians falsely claim.
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The Bartender Chronicles
Portland Barkeeps Tell Their Craziest (and True!) Stories
Portland bartenders tell their craziest—and true—stories.
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New Year’s Eve Roundup
All You Need to Know for the Drunkiest Night of the Year!
The drunkiest night of the year!
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The Drunken Host
How to Booze Your Way Through Your Own Party
To be a good host, you must not fear the drunken abyss. A few boozy punch recipes will help get you there.
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Willie Nelson’s Fourth of July Celebration
Willie Nelson is probably stoned in this concert documentary.
Willie Nelson is probably stoned in this concert documentary.
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In the Shadows
CHIERS!
“This stuff pretty much kills anything,” says CHIERS van operator Ashley Nikoo, squirting CC10 sanitizer solution into the back of the vehicle. The previous occupant had pissed himself before we picked him up and brought him to the Hooper Detox Center 20 minutes ago. “Pretty much any kind of fluid the body produces has been […]