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Divergent: Allegiant: Accelerant: Reverberant?
Am I don’t this right? I don’t understand anything
Terrence Malick’s Knight of Cups Certainly Is Very Terrence Malick-y
Knight of Cups: proudly presented in MalickVision™!
Italians Do It Better—with a Demons and Rats Double Feature!
Sleaze, gore, and rats galore with an ’80s grindhouse double feature.
Zootopia‘s Allegory Strikes at Donald Trump
Zootopia‘s Allegory Strikes at the Heart of Donald Trump.
Gods of Egypt Is So Bad It’s Good Bad
GODS OF EGYPT is about as historically accurate as Disney’s Aladdin. The Earth is flat, mortals and deities live side-by-side, and everyone is fucking white (save moon god Thoth, played by Chadwick Boseman, an actor best known for his portrayal of James Brown in 2014’s Get On Up). Before it was even released, Gods of […]
Accio the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Trailer
The nerd odds are in our favor this week. In an unsuccessful attempt to distract from the overwhelming anticipation of the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (EEEEEEEEEEE!!!), the internet gods have sent us a few squeal-worthy trailers: Star Trek Beyond, Independence Day: Resurgence, and now THIS! A potential new franchise in the Harry Potter […]
David Thomson’s Tips for How to Watch a Movie
Step one: Have fun.
The Winners of HUMP! 2015
Announcing This Year’s Winning Films at HUMP!
New Column!
Hurry! Tickets are Selling Out Quick for HUMP!
How to Watch a Movie in Portland
A simple, one-step guide to watching a movie in Portland.
