Behold this clip from the 1976 Sonny and Cher Christmas Special, featuring the following: • Sonny and Cher (at that time, divorced)• Bernadette Peters• Captain Kangaroo (!)• Shields and Yarnell (trigger warning alert: mimes)• Poor little awkward Chastity Bono • And the moment starting at 2:05 which makes it allllll worth it. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY!
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If You’re Going to Believe in Anything… Make it Santa
I’ve decided. If I’m going to believe in any supernatural being, it’s going to be Santa. Here’s why: 1) Santa walks the walk. Jesus said it’s better to give than receive, and he did give away a lot of stuff (loaves and fishes, yo!)—but comparatively? He’s no Santa. Some will screech, “OH! BUT JESUS GAVE […]
Posted inFood and Drink
Celebrate Eating All Week Long!
Have a National Week of [Blank]
Every day this week is a holiday for stuffing your face.
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The Portland Mercury‘s Annual Holiday Wish List!
Or, Stuff to Buy for Members of the Ungrateful Mercury Staff
Voila! Gifts you can buy for the ungrateful Portland Mercury staff!
Posted inEverything as Fuck
Everything as Fuck: Thanksgiving Is Wack
Why Thanksgiving is undeniably wack.
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Christmas Day Dining
Where to Go for Christmas Day Dinner
Where to go for Christmas Day dinner!
Posted inCannabis
Cannabuzz: The Week in Marijuana
Holiday Party Meltdown
A holiday party with weed—what’s the worst that could happen?
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The Perfect List… of the Perfect Holiday Gifts
Stumped About What to Get Your Loved Ones for the Holidays? Sneak a Peek at Our Perfect Gift List!
Stumped for holiday gifts? Sneak a peek at our gift list!
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The Mercury‘s Holiday Wish List!
Stumped about What to Buy Our Editorial Staff? We’re Making It (OH!) So Easy
The ultimate list of perfect holiday gifts—for US. Not YOU.
