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The Gunman: Where BAM! and KA-POW! Meet the AARP

The Gunman: Where BAM! and KA-POW! meet the AARP.

Blood and Regret in Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor

Blood and regret in Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor.

To the Wonder: Terrence Malick Falls in Wuv

To the Wonder: Terrence Malick falls in wuv.

Skyfall: James Bond, Unhinged

Skyfall: Like diamonds, James Bond is forever.

Javier Bardem Is Biutiful (and Sad!)

Javier Bardem makes down in the dumps Biutiful.

And Some Other Stuff Happens

In Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen goes to Spain for the noble reason of watching Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out.