Everything about Spike Lee’s latest is awful.
John Cusack
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Fish Out of Water
The Rise, Fall, and Rise of Brian Wilson
Love & Mercy: The rise, fall, and rise of Brian Wilson.
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Rotten Dynasty
David Cronenberg’s Guide to Tinselturd
Julianne Moore, Tinselturd, and Cronenberg’s Maps to the Stars.
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Terrible Memory Lane
The Butler Succeeds in Spite of Itself
The Butler succeeds in spite of itself.
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A Poor Man’s Poe
Quoth The Raven, “Ever Meh.”
Edgar Allen Poe vs. serial killer vs. “history”: WHO YA GOT?!?
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Sucks Capacitor
Hot Tub Time Machine‘s Fetid Whirlpool
Hot Tub Time Machine is a fetid whirlpool of a movie.
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Master of Disaster
2012: It’s the End of the World as We Know It!
2012: BOOM! CRASH! JOHN CUSACK!