THERE’S A MEMORABLE scene in Back to the Future when Marty McFly fills in for the guitarist at a 1955 school dance. He decides to wow the crowd with a tune that technically doesn’t exist yet: Chuck Berry’s classic “Johnny B. Goode.” Damn near the same exact scene happens in Hot Tub Time Machine, a very, very stupid new comedy whose best joke is its title. Nick (Craig Robinson) performs for an audience in 1986, and guess which song he pulls from the future? “Let’s Get it Started” by the Black Eyed Peas.

Oh, how transparently this movie rips off Back to the Future; oh, how badly it fails to be one one-hundredth as funny; and oh, how incredibly terrible that Black Eyed Peas song is. Along the way, Hot Tub Time Machine also poaches liberally from Better Off Deadโ€”even dragging that movie’s star, John Cusack, into its fetid whirlpoolโ€”as well as last year’s The Hangover, which basically means throwing in as many disgusting vomit jokes and as much naked man-butt as possible.

Nick and Adam (Cusack), along with their asshole friend Lou (Rob Corddry) and Adam’s 20-year-old nephew Jacob (Clark Duke), travel via hot tub from 2010 to 1986, where they inhabit their younger bodies. They look old to us, young to all the other characters, and Jacob for some reason looks the same. They try to not fiddle with the past, but things invariably happen, and Jacobโ€”not yet born in ’86โ€”begins to flicker out of view. (Remember when that happened in Back to the…? Oh, never mind.) The real problem is that Hot Tub assumes that this fake movie version of the ’80s is inherently funny. It isn’t. It’s obnoxious and garishโ€”in other words, about as much fun as a party where someone throws on “Let’s Get it Started.”

Hot Tub Time Machine

dir. Steve Pink
Opens Fri March 26
Various Theaters
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Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things.

2 replies on “Sucks Capacitor”

  1. is this critic demented? with a title like Hot Tub Time Machine, you get what you pay for. were you expecting Citizen Kane? this movie was pretty funny. not exactly high art, but funny. And no, it wasn’t a ripoff of Back to the Future, although Crispin Glover (George McFly in Back to the Future) does play the one-armed bellhop in this movie…which is actually one of the funniest running gags in the movie. The trailers spoil most of the good lines in this movie, but there is enough left in it to keep you entertained throughout. I laughed more in this movie than I did when I watched The Hangover. And I saw a matinee showing with only me and six senior citizens in the audience. If you see an evening show with a crowd, the more the merrier.

  2. Seriously reality hit the nail on the head, why would the mercury have someone who doesn’t appear to have liked the hangover review hot tub time machine. I didn’t expect this movie to be as good as the hangover, and it wasn’t, but I expected it to be in the same genre and reasonably funny, and it was.

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