love Archives - Portland Mercury

Letters to the Editor

The year’s best Mercury letters to the editor!

Here’s That Gaspar Noé 3D Porn You Ordered!

Here’s that Gaspar Noé 3D porn you ordered!

Ask a Soiled Mattress Down by the River!

Ask a Soiled Mattress Down by the River.

Two Wheels, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

Two wheels. Full hearts. Can’t lose.

Hand2Mouth Loves Love

Hand2Mouth’s hilarious, earnest Something’s Got Ahold of My Heart

Don’t encourage them.

Cremaster of My Domain

Unintelligent Design

Tantalizing, Romantical Love Notes—Written by You! The Mercury Reader!

Mushy-gushy valentines of love… written by YOU! The Mercury reader!

Sex

Does someone “wuv” you? Only one way to tell… Mercury Reader Valentines!