Snakes on a Plane

This is not a review of Snakes on a Plane, the pulpy Samuel L. Jackson flick that’s already built up an insane amount of internet buzz—most of it thanks to the film’s ludicrous conceit and the promise of Jackson shouting something about wanting some motherfucking snakes off a goddamn plane. But while New Line Cinema […]

O, those halcyon days when I first heard the glorious premise for Snakes on a Plane—a premise so simple, so perfect, that everything is perfectly summed up in the title. How delightful! How fun! Samuel L. Jackson? Fighting snakes? On a plane? O! And then—as pretty much always happens—everybody ruined it. A billion blog entries, […]