Keep your LSD cryfests away from my Star Wars!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Posted inOne Day at a Time
One Day at a Time
Kardashian Khristmas, Cosby Cuffed, and Patriot Militiamen Need Go-Gurt!
Can someone send these patriot militiamen some Go-Gurt?
Posted inEverything as Fuck
Everything as Fuck
Spoiler Wars!
Here are some Star Wars spoilers, because you deserve it.
Posted inMovies & TV
REVIEW: The Force Awakens Is a Damn Good Star Wars Mixtape
There’s Not Much New Here. But It Sure Is Fun.
There’s not much new here. But it sure is fun.
Posted inNew Column!
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade
This week’s question: Are you looking forward to Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
This week’s question: Are you looking forward to Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
Posted inMovies & TV
The Oscars Are Old and Busted
Of Racism, Sexism, and the Fast and the Furious
Why Furious 7 is more important than the Oscars.
Posted inMovies & TV
Knowing Where to Look
The Movies to Look Forward to in 2015
The movies to look forward to in 2015.
