Keep your LSD cryfests away from my Star Wars!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Posted inOne Day at a Time
One Day at a Time
Kardashian Khristmas, Cosby Cuffed, and Patriot Militiamen Need Go-Gurt!
Can someone send these patriot militiamen some Go-Gurt?
Posted inEverything as Fuck
Everything as Fuck
Spoiler Wars!
Here are some Star Wars spoilers, because you deserve it.
Posted inNew Column!
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade
This week’s question: Are you looking forward to Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
This week’s question: Are you looking forward to Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
Posted inMovies & TV
REVIEW: The Force Awakens Is a Damn Good Star Wars Mixtape
There’s Not Much New Here. But It Sure Is Fun.
There’s not much new here. But it sure is fun.
Posted inMovies & TV
The Oscars Are Old and Busted
Of Racism, Sexism, and the Fast and the Furious
Why Furious 7 is more important than the Oscars.
Posted inMovies & TV
Knowing Where to Look
The Movies to Look Forward to in 2015
The movies to look forward to in 2015.
