Lindsay Lohan killed by Obama’s special forces! (Wait… that was bin Laden.)
The Rock
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Rebels with Cars
Sixteen Excellent Things About Fast Five
Sixteen excellent things about Fast Five.
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Rock Beats Everything
Faster Is Basically The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. There Is Nothing Wrong with This.
Faster is basically The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. There is nothing wrong with this.
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Fairy Stale
Ha! The Rock Is the Tooth Fairy! Get It?!
It’s hard to describe the kind of torture that Tooth Fairy inflicts.
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Letters to the Editor
Go on, let it out.
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE TO THE MERCURY VIA VOICEMAIL—You know, today’s Saturday, and I first heard about your paper last night. I was interested in getting some information, but no one’s picking up the phone. You know, it floors me how many people rely on voicemail. I, for one, hate voicemail, and I normally don’t […]