JK. The Fifth Wave is dumb.
Twilight
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Z for Zachariah: After the Apocalypse, Who Gets to Bone Margot Robbie?
It’s an Important Question for the Last Two Dudes on Earth!
It’s an important question for the last two dudes on Earth!
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Hipster Twilight
Only Lovers Left Alive and Only Cool Vampires Allowed
Only Lovers Left Alive and only cool vampires allowed.
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Bizarro Hermione
Beautiful Creatures Is the Best Twilight Yet!
Beautiful Creatures is the best Twilight yet!
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All Stupid Things…
Must Come to an End with The Twilight Saga
Must come to an end with The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 2.
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I Love Television™
Zombies: Oh, Die Already!
Zombies: Oh, for the love of… die already!
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I’m Staying Home: Mercury Video Picks
Raging Vampboners
Where the hell did all these vampire movies come from?!
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I Love Television™
Let’s Talk Twilight… I Mean, Television!
Let’s talk Twilight… I mean television!
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The “SQUEEEE!” Effect
Twilight: Eclipse Is Better… But Isn’t That Worse?
Twilight: Eclipse: How many “SQUEEEEEEs” does one vampire love triangle need?
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The 35 Most Something-Something Films of the Aught-Aughts
One More Goddamn List
Thirty-five of the decade’s most significant and noteworthy films.
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Brain vs. Brawn
New Moon: I’m on “Team it Was Pretty Fun”
Shut up, brain! I’m going to enjoy New Moon‘s eye candy!