Wizard boyfriends: superior to vampire boyfriends.
Twilight
Posted inI Love Television
I Love Television™
Vampire Boyfriend
Vampire boyfriends make my anus tingle.
Posted inBooks
Guillermo the Vampire Slayer
Guillermo del Toro’s The Strain Is the Anti-Twilight
Guillermo del Toro’s The Strain is a goofy, creepy chunk of
vampire pulp.
Posted inMovies & TV
Mostly Harmless
The Meta Delights of Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hannah Montana has a movie. Logan Sachon is delighted.
Posted inMovies & TV
Abstinence-Only Vampirism
Twilight‘s Lusty Teens and Sparkly Vampires
Twilight makes a far better movie than book.
Posted inBooks
Late to the Twilight party
Powell’s hosts a release party for the final installment of the Twilight saga.