There are a lot of good reasons to stop using Facebook—being a monumental waste of time is but one—and now we can add “possible demonic possession” to the list. Hilarious religious person Pat Robertson weighed in on the subject when asked if it’s biblically okay to post ultrasound photos of unborn babies on Facebook. [WHY IS ANYONE WONDERING THIS???] Anyway, while Pat concedes there’s nothing “biblically” wrong with it, there are demons and cults “muttering curses” running around loose in the world—and who knows what they’re going to do with that photo? In other words, sad lonely people with way too much time on your hands… PANIC!!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)