The much anticipated Google Phone is expected to be unveiled later this morning at CES 2010—but I’m ALREADY disappointed, and why shouldn’t I be? When will technology EVER catch up to the wondrous dreams we had for the future back in 1983?

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)