I think I look really good in mustard suede.

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Won’t you Oprahfy yourself too? (Pro Tip: The Oprahfication Machine doesn’t seem to have a filter for what kind of pics you can and cannot Oprahfy.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)