- LA Times
In what is probably the most important news of your entire life, Apple is announcing the new iPhone RIGHT NOW. Most important so far: it’s not an iPhone 5. It’s an iPhone 4S—an upgraded version of the current model.
In other important news, Apple CEO Tim Cook is NOT wearing a black turtleneck.

hooray! more Chinese suicides.
Yes, no turtleneck, but I see that he has fully adopted the Apple CEO hand pose, though.
I WILL NOT BE HAPPY UNTIL MY iPHONE IS GIVING ME A REACH-AROUND.
Only John Williams can pull off that turtleneck.
hey, the onion’s got coverage too:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-new…