13-year-old Hibiki Kono of England has invented a Spider-Man style wall-crawling device that uses vacuum cleaners on his hands. Say his jealous classmates, “Hibiki, please come down, so we can beat your ass.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey