Like most straight men, you look like an idiot when you dance. (Note that I did not include myself in the previous statement.) However, help is finally here! Scientists used computer graphic technology™ to record 19 of the world’s funkiest dance moves, and then showed them to a panel of women who rated them on their sexiness. And as it turned out? The following dance moves have been scientifically deemed to be the sexiest in the world! WATCH AND LEARN, STRAIGHT MEN. Watch… and… learn.


Women can be really dumb sometimes.
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Science Discovers World’s Best Dance Moves”

  4. Anthropologically, ALL dancing is sexy. It started eons ago as a way for young people to show off their health, strength and vitality to attract a mate.

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