In this video, a company known as Fulton Innovation demonstrates their new packaging technique, which uses wireless power induction to make boxes of Trix practically irresistible to your sugar-addicted kid. THANKS A FUCK OF A LOT, INDUCTION!

Read more about it here.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Science? This Time You’ve Gone Too Far!”

  1. Just like the Pyramids of Giza.

    Am gonna cut the shiny parts and make myself a small tiny shiny batmobile just for the sake of art.

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