I make no apologies for disliking church. I was forced to go for the first 15 years of my life, and I figure I’ve done my time. HOWEVER! I’m seriously reconsidering my stance after seeing this kickass gospel choir performing a hilariously level-headed song called, “Keep Your Business off Facebook.” If preachers continue handing out good advice about not oversharing on social media sites? I might pop by some Sunday for a sermon or two.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)