Wow. Hearing Chick-words as spoken dialogue is a treat. (And that Jesus-loving “sissy” is a Tom of Finland character.)


5 replies on “Today in Things I Didn’t Even Know to Wish For: 3-D Animated Chick Tracts!”

  1. Chick’s most entertaining quality are his “straight men”, the ones who ask all the “right” questions.
    “So what do I do to get him to wash away the blood of my sins?”
    “What? Are you ca-razy?”

    The best part of this is the consistency- as those little “tract” comics, they are so amateurish it’s precious. And the acting in these is right there with it. It’s like someone bottled up a bunch of 19th century melodrama and just opened it up on the net.

    Favorite moments
    4:47 Jesus’s face is so twisted…scary Jesus!
    5:43 Bungee jumping into the “lake of fire”-without the bungee’s!
    6:45 Billie Joe and Duke learn their lesson!

  2. I can’t stand the “sissy’s” voice. He sounds like has to push the words out of his mouth, like it was a huge effort just to formulate the sentences and get his mouth in gear.

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