People! It is NOT COOL to make fun of people wearing Google Glass! However, when The Daily Show‘s Jason Jones meticulously eviscerates a group of “glassholes,” the feeling I get is… oh, what is it… ah. Wonder and a strange sense of relief. (If you have stock in Google Glass you may want to unload it. Like NOW.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)