I’ve heard a lot of talk about “the internet” and how it’s supposed to be “all that” as well as “a bag of chips.” However, I never really got into it, because… c’mon. What’s in it for me? Amirite? Well, now I know what the internet’s all about thanks to this kid-produced PSA from 1995. Hey, internet. (Pause.) You’re okay by me.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Everybody involved in that video is so appropriately dull-eyed.
CAT FOOD CUPCAKES?!?!?!?