Because after watching this, you’ll say to yourself, “Yup. Now I’ve seen everything.”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Surefire Proof that the Rapture is on for Tomorrow”

  1. If you can train that little guy to walk behind his buddy, you could train him to push a tiny wheelchair with a marzipan old lady seated in it down the sidewalk.

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