Based on this clip from The Late Show with David Letterman, I have to go see Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark before it shuts down. It looks painful and gaudy and dumb, all at the same time:
Somebody Buy Me a Ticket to New York City
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We might be able to scrape up enough for a one-way ticket.
EFF THIS!!! ABSOLUTELY DO NOT APPROVE!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I hate that this makes me want to administer a swift kick to the ding-ding of one of my idols. (Letterman, not Spiderman.)
‘I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z’….I love legitimate theater.
I wish I was able to see it in previews before Taymor was dropped and they made a bunch of changes. It looks and sounds truly awful!
Is this Adam Lambert’s new video?
Did we learn nothing from the hideous neon travesty that was Batman and Robin? I weep for the future.
This gave me a semi-chub.
@Graham. Keep trying! You’ll get there someday.
Where was Spidey?
Holy amazing holocaust Batman. This looks terrible.